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F**kface Bean Hole Pen


Well, we've officially surpassed ourselves in the Special Limited Edition category. That's right, we got the dirt from Geoff's back yard, baked it in the oven to make it safe for shipping, and individually filled every single one of these custom ballpoint pens with his ACTUAL DIRT. They also feature a screen touch tip and of course, a F**Kface logo. Please don't demand more of these because we're exhausted and also Geoff won't have a yard anymore. 

*Due to customs requirements - only available for shipping within the United States and Canada*